A couple entries ago I threw out the term "Mother I'd Like to Date" like it was something you should all know.
You should all know what that is, because it's so self-explanatory. Also, because I think all of you have encountered this situation before:
You ever see a reasonably attractive middle-aged woman, and ... like, maybe you'd never tell your friends about it, but you would totally pick her up in your Toyota, buy her a twelve-dollar steak, and see Spiderman 3 with her? And then drop her off back at her house?
Aw yeah. Bitch is M.I.L.D.
You know what would make crocodiles so much scarier?
If they could walk on ceilings and walls! Like bugs do!
The same thing probably also applies to alligators of course, although I'm not certain if they would be as good at walking on vertical or inverted surfaces. The scare factor would decrease considerably if you saw an alligator lose its grip and drop off the ceiling.