A couple entries ago I threw out the term "Mother I'd Like to Date" like it was something you should all know.
You should all know what that is, because it's so self-explanatory. Also, because I think all of you have encountered this situation before:
You ever see a reasonably attractive middle-aged woman, and ... like, maybe you'd never tell your friends about it, but you would totally pick her up in your Toyota, buy her a twelve-dollar steak, and see Spiderman 3 with her? And then drop her off back at her house?