Ok, also, I don't know if y'all knew this, but I just found out that Battle Toads aren't real.
I mean, I knew the weren't
But I still figured that there might be battle toads out there, sort of like armadillos or narwhals, you know?
What a bummer. Did you know that it was the Battle Toads who first taught me that the best way to beat something to death is with its own leg? But, now ... where did that lesson even come from?
PS—If he were even real, Rash the Battle Toad, pictured above, would have some major emotional hurdles to deal with. Who calls himself "super cool"? The crazy one indeed.
PPS—Oh, I'm just being sad. There's nothing wrong with you, Rash.
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