Have y'all heard of "Old money and vintage porn"? Probs not, because it's sort of a cool new thing. Don't get freaked out, though, it's exactly what it sounds like: the collection and appreciation of the personal pornography of yesterday's social elite.
I thought about starting up a blog to display the photos I've found... but then I remembered I've got this one already, and two would be a lot to take care of.
Check it out:
It's as if he's screaming, "Make me beautiful, Ansel Adams! I own you!"