Showing posts with label Old Money and Vintage Porn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Old Money and Vintage Porn. Show all posts

12/3/10

The Man of the Hour

Geoff Reis was his name, and he had this photograph taken shortly after the captain announced that the Titanic had struck an iceberg. While everyone else was fighting for a few square inches of lifeboat, or wondering why they were born poor*, Geoff had his personal portraitist (always on retainer) set up this photo shoot.

There's no denying that it's a beautiful shot, but when you know the story behind it you can't help but experience a little wishful thinking. For one, the still image captures none of the manic thrusting described in the photographer's notes, and the pitching of the crippled vessel (the boat, I mean) disrupted the tableau moments before the shot was taken. Apparently, a mannequin dressed to resemble Nellie Taft was only inches outside the frame at this point, skidding away on the tilting deck. But that's the ballet of history, eh?

It should be mentioned, too, that Mr. Reis survived "the ship thing" by eventually fleeing to his private dinghy, losing nothing more than his photographer's legs below the knees. (Cold water was the final straw, certainly, but poor circulation was the real culprit.)


*Honestly, I really don't know much about the Titanic situation beyond the sexy photography. I did see the film several years ago, and I gathered that many of the poor people traveled in some sort of submarine towed behind the main vessel. I assume they were dragged to the bottom with the furniture and propellers and... other boat things?

11/30/10

I couldn't wait!!

If I could pace myself, like a champion racehorse, or a dying man trying to get all of his final words out, I could post every few days, instead of every few months...

But I can't! It's like it's Christmas, and I'm Santa Claus; I had to share at least one more photo from my Old Money and Vintage Porn collection. How could I not?!


I'm not sure exactly who this man is, but he certainly looks like someone, if you know what I mean. He's got the kind of swagger that only comes from the knowledge that you could have someone fired and possibly blinded if they looked at you cross-eyed.

Hot new project!!!

Have y'all heard of "Old money and vintage porn"? Probs not, because it's sort of a cool new thing. Don't get freaked out, though, it's exactly what it sounds like: the collection and appreciation of the personal pornography of yesterday's social elite.

I thought about starting up a blog to display the photos I've found... but then I remembered I've got this one already, and two would be a lot to take care of.

Check it out:

It's as if he's screaming, "Make me beautiful, Ansel Adams! I own you!"
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