Often misquoted as saying "Variety is the spice of life"—which most assume referred to multiple sexual partners/positions—what poet William Cowper actually said was "Cinnamon is the spice of life."
The confusion initially arose from the fact that the line was first heard shouted from Cowper's kitchen, which was his favorite place to have sex. The thing is, it was also his favorite place to make snickerdoodles.
Go figure; the lazy-eyed, cookie-eating son of bitch thought about something other than tail now and again.
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